9:16 AM me: and hello
poop time
tell me what's up and I'll respond soon
| 11 minutes |
9:28 AM me: ok i'm back
and disappointed at the lack of conversation
Marty: Sorry buddy.
We are getting work done to our stairs
me: ARE YOU
oh really
9:29 AM Marty: So Mr. Handyman arrived
And we were just discussing life altering decisions like what stair nosing would look great with stained plywood
*loads gun slowly
See, the problem is the stair isn't level with the platform
*raises to mouth
So in order to make the nosing fit, we are now going with a slight extra layer of plywood on the top step
*clicks safety off
9:30 AM Which shouldn't be a problem, but a metal equalizer may be needed
*cries
End of story
9:31 AM me: one sec
9:36 AM holy shit!
you're life is fascinating!
Marty: Dude. I'm surprised Michael Bay hasn't bought the rights
me: matter of time!
9:37 AM Marty: You think??
me: OPTIMISM
so i think this weekend is going to be bioshock
but we'll see
i was supposed to do tomb raider two weeks ago
Marty: NO!
NOOO
9:38 AM Listen
Just
Fucking listen
I'm tired of this BioShock avoidance shit. PLAY BIOSHOCK INFINITE
me: but
b-but
Marty: NO
Hot damn. Just...
You test my patience sometimes John, you really do
