Marty: hahahah they've become a lot longer eh?
me: a teensy bit
i think my bowels will slowly take me through Final Fantasy V Advance
Marty: How did you find this emulator?? Is it an android phone?
me: yep
emulators can be easily obtained in the Google Play store. They're free and plentiful
a simple google search for __________ can easily net you some games
point: Android
Marty: Damn. I gotsta get me an android phone
me: now, i'm using touch screen controls, which suck monkey nuts
so i'll probably never play a Mario game with it
but for FFs, Fire Emblems, and the like, it's the cat's pajamas
...
...
Marty: Sorry sorry!
There was a domestic going on a few doors down
its like a live action reality show
me: whoa!
see if there are any captive women in there
be a hero
Marty: No, its a shouting match between two women
One is a "FUCKING JOKE"
apparently
Although no one was laughing
me: lesbian domestic disputes are things you just don't see very often on Cops
Marty: I use the term domestic loosely
Its a fight. With girls
AnD HOLY SHIT ONE JUST RIPPED OFF THE OTHER'S HAIR
A HUGE CHUNK
SCRATCHES
now neighbours are jumping over the fence
one ha a rake
me: oh man!
Marty: she's swingn with the rake
hit hit hit
there's blood
dog is in it
me: oh my god!
is this actually happening?!
Marty: dog is totally attacking other lady
me: holy fuck
Marty: just kidding
thought I'd spice it up
me: FUCK YOU
Marty: hahahahaha
me: hahahaha
you absolutely had me
Marty: I know. I was thinking up a whole 20 minutes of escalating action
me: goddammit
