Friday, April 27, 2012

Feature Posting


11:15 AM me: morning
 Marty: hey man
  our feature is going up today
 me: nice

Friday, April 20, 2012

Crisis, News, Ennui

10:04 AM Marty: Did you get my panicked text?
10:05 AM me: I just looked at it. Busy morning and a drunk night
  What's going to happen?
10:06 AM Marty: Think they're just doing news internally now
10:07 AM me: youch
  so are you done done?
  or are they giving you a week or something?
10:08 AM Marty: A week. And then they said they'll throw me features
 me: wow
  sorry, buddy
  that super stinks
10:09 AM Marty: Ugh...its just shitty timing
  It's like we have a Bundy curse re: jobs in this household
10:10 AM me: do you have an idea what kind of frequency you'll get features?
10:12 AM Marty: Mmm a few a month at max I think. Enough to keep in the game, but not enough to cover the loss. I have to readjust...replan...re-whore-myself-out-for-cash
10:13 AM me: remember craig's list
  and remember the wang shot
 Marty: heh
  So our feature is still on. And we're going to kill it so GR will be all "lets fire everyone but _____ and ______ and make John and Matt our main content providers"
10:14 AM me: ha
10:15 AM do you want to solo the feature? do you want me to ghost write my half so you can get the whole payout?
  i don't mind if you need the cash
 Marty: Absolutely not
  You're doing me a huge solid, so you get half the cash
  thanks for the offer though
10:16 AM me: sure

Thursday, April 19, 2012

A Fez Review

2:06 PM Marty: Oh oh!
  Fez
  I downloaded that over the weekend
  It's a bit of a mind fuck
2:07 PM Like, it's so full of secrets and hidden stuff, it makes for an interesting diversion
  As in, one room had a QR code you had to scan with a smartphone in order to get a special code that unlocks an item
 me: what?? that's awesome?
  wait, that's awesome!
 Marty: Are you asking?
  haha
2:08 PM Yeah...in another room you have to decipher ruins to find the exact button presses to open a door.
 me: fuck yeah i love that stuff
 Marty: The core concept is you are a 16-bit guy going around a 16-bit world that can be rotated on 4-different axis
 me: that i did know
2:09 PM Marty: But the way they use it is genius
  Its one of those games that makes you feel really smart
 me: but i've kept away from reviews because i want to sit down with it
 Marty: Right
 me: ha nice
 Marty: I need you to play this because I need help
  It has its own language, and I have no clue how to decipher it
2:10 PM me: i'll climb that horse tonight or tomorrow
 Marty: Yessir!
  Plus (sorry, I love this game and was going to talk about it anyways)
 me: give it to me
2:11 PM Marty: Its one of those games where you start on one "screen" and just find random doors...then half an hour later, you've gone through 10 different doors, discovered some weird ass secret levels and are lost
  But you love it because there's just endless doors to discover
  Oh...and it simulates glitches to make you think the game has crashed
 me: haha
 Marty: Which...funny enough...the game is actually crashing for a lot of people. A patch is coming soon
2:12 PM me: wouldn't be current if it didn't either crash, have a kickstarter, or deliver a bile-spewing ending

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Mookery, SkullGirls, Being LeBronned, Ennui

10:20 AM me: hey
 Marty: Hey stranger. How goes?
 me: it goes
10:21 AM i just explained this to a friend of mine, so don't be offended when i cut and paste
  So here's what happened:

When I first interviewed in September or October, it turns out that the Assistant VP above my boss (a man I do not get along with) wanted Mr. X to get the job. Mr. X, though, did not meet the minimum qualifications and didn't get to the interview phase. _____ (this VP) was very unhappy with this, and felt the need to take this out on me for the last five months, but things were moving along as they always did. This is also taking into account that I asked ___ to be a reference for me the first time around, thus inciting a "sure I'll be your reference, if you're gonna fall in line" soul-sale that turns out wasn't necessary because he didn't want to hire me to begin with.

Fast forward to two weeks ago. My boss has been trying to keep me at arm's length from ___ and his cronies, especially for this new search that I had to go through. Turns out that the ___ wasn't having any of that shit, and forced his right hand man to be the chair of the search committee and insisting on meeting all of the interviewing candidates personally. Yes, you're right in wondering why he would do this if this isn't even a person he would be working with often since its a person reporting to a person under him. The evidence is starting to look heavy.

Last Wednesday rolls around, and I wander over to another building for my very informal interview. Wouldn't you know it, who do you think I run into on my way in there? Well, Mr. X, of course. The interview was clearly a courtesy extended to me for all of the hard work that didn't matter that I have done. At noon on Friday, I was given my exit day for this position. Now they have to figure out what to do with me while I look for another job.

Yep. Also, K had surgery on Monday to remove tumors from her right breast. They're benign, but we're waiting on other tests.
10:22 AM Marty: Oh shiiiiit
  Buddy, that's rough
 me: it is what it is
 Marty: They guaranteed you a job no matter what though, right?
 me: right
10:23 AM Marty: Or is that out the door now too?
 me: i'll have something here, but they have to kind of construct something for me since they've already divvied up my old tasks
  which is fine
10:24 AM Marty: But they are obligated
  (i'm not skipping the breast cancer part...that's more important, just wanted to ask about job first)
 me: no it's fine
 Marty: But to clarify - there's no way you are going to be without a job
 me: yes, they're obligated to keep me
  no, i'm not being fired
  just neutered
 Marty: You are just choosing to look for a new job due to them being dicks
 me: ight
  right
 Marty: Still...I would too
10:25 AM a-holes
 me: i can't stay here. it's obvious that there's no place to go
  and yes, my boss's boss is an asshat
  i left early on friday and took monday and tuesday off for K
10:26 AM Marty: Understandable
  That's maddening, man
  But Kay is alright...they are benign?
 me: yeah she's fine. surgery pain, but she's ok
10:27 AM she's had some taken out about 6 years ago or so, so they're running a bunch of tests to find out why and to make sure they don't come back again
  very frustrating
 Marty: Very happy to hear that
 me: thanks
 Marty: That's all that matters, right? Job schmob
 me: you said it
10:28 AM i would gladly go back to waiting tables to get the f- out of here now
 Marty: I know that feeling. But you're also sensible enough to stick it out for a good opportunity
  Anything from ___by the way?
10:29 AM me: just the SkullGirls review from last week
  which came exactly when i needed it
 Marty: Right
  Wait...you couldn't do that one, though.
  Or did you?
10:31 AM me: i did. they sent me the review code the day after the game came out. i played it all night on Wednesday and turned in the review on Thursday afternoon
  they ran it Fri
 Marty: That's awesome...that's also a fairly high-profile game, too
 me: yeah it's getting some attention, especially from the fighting game kids
10:32 AM Marty: That should be a good foot-in-the-door
10:33 AM Maybe this was all meant to be? Maybe now you'll find that games job you've been dreaming of
  or something
 me: i hope so
  well, if this re-opens the door to more freelancing it came a pretty fucking good time
10:34 AM Marty: No kidding. It's good though that you still have a job. I think they even have to pay you the same, no?
 me: no i'll go back down to working-man pay
10:35 AM though i did get a raise for it, i'll still be a worker bee
 Marty: So why is this guy such a douchebag again?
 me: honestly, i think this is for the best. i didn't exactly love what i was doing and would gladly find something else, i just wish it wasn't handled like this
10:36 AM Marty: That's the rub...just not classy
 me: just one of those cats that makes a judgment on you early and sticks with it no matter what else happens
  right
  i've been lebronned
 Matthew: hahahaha

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

SkullGirls, Interviews, Stress, Almonds


4:16 PM Me: Skullgirls review lined up
  in the middle of interviewing for the job i already have
  i'm very stressed right now
  eat more almonds, your body will thank you
  that is all
 Marty: Wha?

Tuesday, April 10, 2012

A Xenoblade Review, McHale, Moving, The F-ing Cleveland Indians


 me: before i poop:
 Marty: ...
 me: xenoblade is good stuff
 Marty: hahah ok
  I expect more post-poop
 me: sit on that for a second while i go sit on something else

14 minutes
1:06 PM me: ok, so i picked at it here and there over the weekend
1:07 PM after roughly 8 hours, i'm just barely past the opening rea
  area
  it's totally an offline MMO
 Marty: In what sense?
1:11 PM me: it's huge, and there are something like 450+ quests in the game
1:12 PM i want to go home and play it right now
  stupid work
 Marty: sweet jeebus
  But is it fun to play? Or is it JRPG-rific?
1:15 PM me: no it's a blast
1:16 PM i'm not that far into the plot so i can't go into that much detail about possible smelly JRPG bullshit, but so far it isn't bad
  it rewards you to explore the areas
  something i found i've been missing for a long time
  i like uncovering maps and finding hidden stuff
1:17 PM Marty: Are they tangible rewards, like interesting things to see, or are they shards of McGuffins that add +1 stats
 me: whenever you uncover a respectable portion of the map you get xp bonuses
1:18 PM there are even achievements in the game that also award xp bonuses
  so maybe not tangible, but definitely useful and welcome
1:19 PM i like running around and doing lots of little quests, too
 Marty: Over 450 you say? That does sound pretty crazy. I've been reading previews and it looks like something I should sit down and play when my slate clears
1:20 PM me: i'll send it out to you if you want
  but it looks like you'll need to clear out a lot of time
  i think i'll probably hold off on buying witcher 2 no
  now
 Marty: Sure - that'd be awesome. Do you have any of the Wii Zelda games though? I'd rather give those a go first
1:21 PM me: i have skyward sword
  you need a motion plus to play it
  i have an extra i can loan you if you want
  god knows i won't be using it
1:22 PM Marty: That would be awesome...I promise to return it in peak condition
1:23 PM me: see the joel mchale 3ds commercial?
1:24 PM Marty: No! I love Joel mcHale too
1:28 PM Marty: Ahahaha I love it. Love it
1:29 PM It bypassed all my cynicism barriers
1:30 PM me: mchale, man
  i feel guilty that i only watch community occasionally
1:31 PM Marty: As you should
  The last episode was pure genius
1:32 PM me: I freaking missed it!
  i wound up getting dinner with friends of friends
  but it wasn't their fault entirely, it's was the f-ing cleveland indians
  thursday was their home opener and the fucking game went 16 innings
1:33 PM which means everyplace around me was packed and we couldn't get food anywhere
 Marty: Sweet lord...isn't there some kind of "maximum innings" thing?
 me: nope, and the dipshits LOST
1:37 PM Marty: How long was the game? Didn't you feel compelled to just leave?
1:38 PM me: well we walked into one place because it was taco night, but because the game lasted so long we couldn't get a seat
  we eventually wound up someplace else, but this was after a lot of standing around and waiting
  all of this at the expense of 30 rock and community
1:39 PM Marty: That's a high toll to pay. Especially when you see last weeks episode. Like a masterclass in comedy
 me: i'll get to it
  whenever i tear myself away from xenoblade i'll watch it

8 minutes
1:48 PM Marty: Sorry dude...doing 10 things at once
  Be right back

9 minutes
1:57 PM Marty: So I finished the hardest part of ME2 on insanity
  feeling pretty good
  Shitty part is trophies aren't unlocking
 me: yeah?
  the ME games have that problem
  i don't know why
1:58 PM Marty: So it will be my word against every else's if I actually do it
  It's annoying. It downloaded this one...for me its grounds for refund
  If I were cheap
  Which I am
  But I'm also lazy
1:59 PM me: but honest
  you're next run through ME3 will be that much better for it
2:00 PM Marty: That's the plan
 me: you do the shadow broker mission
  ?
 Marty: Not yet - going to hit that up tonight
2:01 PM me: it's worth it
2:02 PM the other stuff wasn't so much from what i remember
 Marty: I'm really enjoying my ME2 playthrough...that was a decent game
2:04 PM me: Oh yeah, 2 and 3 are great
  the first one hasn't aged so well
2:05 PM Marty: I'm not even going to bother
2:06 PM me: I did it over the summer last year and I was hating myself almost every minute
2:07 PM not a terrible game, but not very good compared to the sequels

7 minutes
2:14 PM Marty: Its the driving around scanning rocks that got me
 me: oh yeah
 Marty: For its time, it was an awesome game, but you're right - doesn't hold up
 me: the space truck super sucked

46 minutes
3:01 PM me: working on anything good?
3:02 PM Marty: Well GR gave me two more assignments...to do the same rumor feature for Xbox 720 and Wii
  U
  They gave me it today, with a deadline of friday, so I'm scrambling right now
 me: geeet crackin'
  you know that _______ moved to @Gamer?
3:03 PM Marty: no...no I did not
  crazy
 me: LinkedIn knows the score

9 minutes
3:12 PM Marty: I guess it was for that editor position they were hocking a little while back
 me: well good for him
3:13 PM maybe that frees up a spot over there for the both of us
3:14 PM Marty: Mayhaps. Did you apply??
 me: it'll happen today
  have to rejigger my cover letter
3:15 PM Marty: Nice. When is the deadline for applying?
3:16 PM me: no clue, but i'll do it today and not take any chances

18 minutes
3:34 PM Marty: That would be awesome if you got it
3:35 PM me: i'm not holding my breath
  just want to throw my hat in the ring
  i almost -ALMOST- had a review lined up for the weekend
3:36 PM Marty: Dang...what was it? What happened?
 me: they needed me to have a debug 360 to play skulllgirls
  and...i ain't got one
3:37 PM Marty: bah humbug
  who has a debug machine anyways?
 me: yeah
 Marty: I guess hardcore reviewers
 me: no kidding
3:38 PM i was going to look into getting one after that, but at this point i don't think it would be worth it
3:40 PM Marty: Not unless you were getting consistent work, no

17 minutes
3:58 PM me: nah just too late in the cycle
  with rumors floating around that new tech is going to drop next year, i don't want to make the investment
  plus, who would i sell that to when i want to get rid of it
3:59 PM Marty: I bet there's a niche market for that
 me: yeah maybe
4:00 PM have i ever sent you the cover letter i used for ____?
4:01 PM Marty: Hah no, why?
4:02 PM me: i wrote it not caring if they were going to hire me or not
  i think you'll get a kick out of it
4:03 PM just emailed it to you
4:05 PM Marty: Let me pay attention to this in full later on
  I'm frazzled currently
4:06 PM me: oooook

22 minutes
4:28 PM me: aaaaaand
  I'm an applicant
4:30 PM Marty: Huzzah! Start your packing

5 minutes
4:35 PM me: ha
4:36 PM i need you around me constantly for ego inflation
 Marty: Seriously though. I think you have a great chance. And you should take it. Would your wife be open to moving?
4:37 PM me: i think so. we talked about it a little a few weeks ago
  granted, we had a couple of drinks, and moving always sounds like a good idea after beer #3
 Marty: haha
  would she be able to relocate her job?
 me: but i interview on wednesday for the job it have
  and this might be a pack up of sorts
4:38 PM no, the bank she works for is only located in pittsberg and cleveland
  she'd have to look for something new
4:39 PM Marty: It'd be a risk...but it would be a dream gig

Friday, April 6, 2012

Odd Texts, Insanity, Tetris Effect, Xenoblade, Canada


11:58 AM me: No more of this sitting-at-home bullshit
  i'm going to pax next year
11:59 AM hell or highwater
 Marty: Niceeeeee!
  I like your moxy
  Bring me?
 me: you're always welcome on my trips to nerd meccaas
  meccas
 Marty: That means a lot
  Hey, funny story
  I wanted to text you last night, but thought it would be weird
12:00 PM me: how so?
  you text me all the time
 Marty: It was hard to describe over text
  Anyways
 me: o...k...?
 Marty: I was playing Mass Effect 2 on insanity last night. If you know anything about insanity, you know Horizon is pretty much the worst gaming experience ever
  (apart from later sequences)
12:01 PM So after a couple hours, and one exploit, I finally beat it just as my wife was coming home from her shift
  I swear to god, I honestly had flashes of health bars for the rest of the night
 me: mwahahaha
 Marty: Not, like, "thinking about them", but I would turn my head and see a health car for, like, a microsecond
  I was actually concerned
12:02 PM I've never had that happen
 me: is this kinda like the Tetris Effect?
 Marty: I think so
 me: i used to sort of have that with street fighter combos when SF4 came out
 Marty: hahaha
  Weird, right?
12:03 PM me: i couldn't sleep because i was constantly thinking "LOW FORWARD TO FIREBALL"
  yes
  weird and annoying
 Marty: I was really proud of my accomplishment though
 me: yeah, now you're a man
12:04 PM Marty: I think BioWare didn't plan its game based on insanity, so there's parts that are next to impossible
  Coupled with the fact Shepard just decides to stand up at random from cover, it's a real bitch
 me: i think a lot of developers are like that
  balancing different difficulty settings is still kind of a foreign concept
12:05 PM it's not as easy as "give the bad guys more HP and more damage capability"
 Marty: Agreed...and it seems very artificial...like "just give them more shields and take away health"
  hahaha
 me: i remember discussions like this came up around the time that Torchlight came out
12:06 PM it was kind of an easy game so people were playing it on harder settings
  the devs noticed this and brought up difficulty balancing in a few interviews
  that i can't possibly cite for you right now
 Marty: I want notations!
  Sources!
12:07 PM me: trust my encyclopedic knowledge
  or faith
  or whatever
  anyway, i have a different problem
 Marty: Which is?
 me: xenoblade comes out today, but now that i'm a dude with a wife and a 8-5, i'm now thinking there are problems with games that come out on fridays
12:08 PM Marty: Hold up, you're working today?
  Don't you guys get Easter off?
 me: i'm going to leave here and probably go to the gym. but even if i didn't, i'm picking up the game on my way home
  yep. church and state, man
  i work for a public institution
 Marty: So you do....or don't
 me: oh i'm working
12:09 PM Marty: Effing heathens
 me: or i'd be playing the game right now
 Marty: Everything is closed here
  That is a dilemma
 me: anyway
 Marty: You'll have plenty of time to play when the rapture comes and you are left behind, though
 me: i'm going to grab it just
  wow
  got me there, kirk cameron
 Marty: hahahahaha
  Please don't
12:10 PM Tell me how that game is
  I'm itching to use my Wii
 me: ANYWAY
  the problem is that i can't even play it today
  i'll get it, go home, and my wife will immediately expect that i get in the shower and we go get dinner
  which is fine, i'm not complaining
12:11 PM but usually with dinner comes a few drinks. then we come home and watch tv or a movie
  then i'm too tired to care and go to bed
 Marty: Whoa whoa "get in the shower"
  You live a troubled life
 me: i'm coming from the gym
  imagine that i have the stankies
 Marty: So you have all weekend
 me: easter
12:12 PM i have to go to her grandmother's place!
 Marty: Ack
 me: SHE'S 9-EFFING-7
 Marty: That's crazy
 me: yeah
 Marty: She won't know if you are playing Wii
  Just say its how you celebrate Easter
 me: ha
  so you're saying that ___ is shut down for the day, too?
 Marty: No, they work too
12:13 PM I'm in disbelief with you US folks
  I got up early to do ___ stuff, cause I'm headed out for an NHL 2012 tournament at my buddy's house
  Everyone else in Canada has the day off, so we're making it a boys day
 me: sorry that we don't live in your puritan canadian utopia
12:14 PM Marty: Free Health Care, open values, AND more holidays
 me: open valuse?
  *values?
 Marty: err...less "beating of gays and minorities"
 me: is it still the swingin' 60s up there?
 Marty: Dude, we're home of the gay parade
  And yes, many orgies
12:15 PM me: there are quite a few gay parades here, i'll have you know
  stupid trivia: the town that i live in was the answer to an original trivial pursuit question about the largest gay population in the US outside of san fran
 Marty: True dat. Which is good (honestly). I'm confounded by people who just can't let people enjoy life on their own terms
  hahahaha I think you told me that
  Very interesting
12:16 PM me: i find it ironic that you are living in a country that gives everyone off on the highest of high christian holidays but is much more tolerable to gay rights
  is gay marriage a-ok up there, too?
 Marty: Absolutely
12:17 PM me: wow
  utopian indeed
 Marty: I mean, look, there's still push back, but we're like a progressive sitcom up here
  If you DON'T have a gay friend, you aren't cool
 me: well, you're certainly easy to laugh at if that's what you're saying
 Marty: ...
 me: LAY UP

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

PlayStation 4 Rumors, Drive-Ins, Wang Shots, Ennui


11:49 AM me: sup
 Marty: Werd
 me: up on your PS4 rumors today?
11:50 AM Marty: Yup...actually just finishing an article on it!
  Wait...no
  I'm doing one on the new Xbox
  what did you hear about PS4?
 Marty: nice! thanks
11:52 AM me: sure thing
 Marty: I gotta get on that feature
  How was your weekend?
11:53 AM me: We had a huge open house on Saturday so I had to be here all day. It was nuts
  yesterday was a bunch of sitting around and playing Metroid
  which was not nuts
  you?
 Marty: At your work? Or your apartment?
11:54 AM me: work
  2000+ people showed up
  it was chaos
 Marty: Wowsers...is that more than normal?
 me: oh yeah
  this is our second year of doing this, and it was a lot bigger and better-run than last year
11:55 AM people in suits are pleased
  you do anything good?
11:56 AM Marty: Good to hear! Looks good on you too, probably
  Just played some games with a couple couples on friday, and went to the drive-in saturday for 21 Jump Street
11:57 AM me: did you sneak people in the trunk?
  did you get to first base with the girl?
11:58 AM did you spit-take into your wind shield during a particularly funny moment?
  all of these questions!
 Marty: Damn,,..none of the above
  we ate shit loads of candy and talked through a lot of the movie
11:59 AM me: stil sound like fun to me
12:01 PM Marty: Oh it is....this is the first drive-in we've done in our new city. We love it. Plus the place has a retro arcade
 me: whoa awesome
  take pictures of that for posterity
  or however you spell it
12:02 PM Marty: Well...retro as in "mid-90s shooters"
 me: good enough
12:03 PM anything that stands up and has working buttons and sticks should be dusted and cataloged at this point
 Marty: No kidding
12:04 PM They are relics of a bygone era, which cost about 10X more coins to play if you happen to find them
12:05 PM me: which sucks
  you can occasionally find a stand-up or two at large movie theaters here, but it's typically a light gun game and a claw
  which is FOR POOP
12:06 PM Marty: For major POOP. I was on a cruise last year and I think they had a lethal enforcer for the equivalent of 2$ play
  Did US have Playdiums?
 me: doesn't ring a bell
  was that an arcade chain?
12:07 PM Marty: It was Sega's arcade chain...massive, multi-levelled arcades with bars, restaurants, and a warehouse of games
 me: oh that does sound familiar
 Marty: It was a kid's shangra-la...and pretty much as expensive as the real thing
  assuming it's real
 me: yeah i think we had them, just not anywhere near the young me
 Marty: too bad
  those things were amazing
12:08 PM me: far cry from the mess that sega has become
 Marty: Is it a mess? I never know anymore. Like, I never know when a company is actually in trouble, or just saying it is to justify cancelling games and firing staff
  like any business, I suppose
12:12 PM me: sure
  but sega just did a huge round of layoffs and project cuts
  not looking too good
12:13 PM Marty: Right...that's what I was referencing...I know they are downgrading their revenues, but I just feel like they're overplaying their company's state in an effort to cancel games they weren't hot on
 me: oh that could be true
  never thought of that
12:14 PM Marty: It's a more jaded way of looking at it
 me: not really
  it probably makes more sense for them to sanbag
12:15 PM at this point, they're kind of a laughing stock anyway, so if they can divert attention away from projects that would probably tank to something that can make them money, then i hope it works out
 Marty: Well Sega also said it is focusing on digital content, so expect re-releases on PSN/XBLA every day now
12:16 PM PS...I'm quitting ___ this week
  for reals
 me: i think they've been saying that for years
  much like how you've been saying that for years
 Marty: haha well this weekend I applied for that ___ job
 me: GOOD
12:17 PM Marty: Well, I pitched them on letting me do it from home. 0.007% chance it'll happen
  ANYWAYS
  I was updating my resume and realized I was actually ashamed of saying I was still editorial director for ___
  Not in the content, but in the way it looks and how its gone downhill
 me: yep
 Marty: So I figured if I'm not proud of it anymore, what's the point?
 me: i've felt that way for a long time now
12:18 PM Marty: I think I've just been secretly hoping it gets better. But now I feel like if anyone actually looked into it, being associated with ___ now would be bad
 me: yes. i feel as thought it's a liability
12:19 PM Marty: So will you be following suit?
 me: of course
  i haven't done anything since november
  i quietly jumped ship a long time ago
  the check in the mail was the lynchpin in the plan
 Marty: Hmm. Well I don't want this to look like a coup
12:20 PM Speaking of which, did you get a new cheque?
 me: yes, and it actually cleared
  huzzah
 Marty: wow
 me: yeah!
 Marty: Only 5 months later!
  So yeah..timing...
 me: i honestly don't care that much
12:21 PM Marty: I'm swaying toward just leaving without explination. So I don't want to make it look like this was planned
  Even though it really wasn't
  just both of us want out at the same time
 me: i mean, i'll back you if you want me to wait on something, but i'm not planning on doing any more writing for them
12:22 PM Marty: I think that's what I meant. I'd prefer to put in my letter, and then have you follow up a small while later
 me: sure
 Marty: I'm worried too soon will make it look like we're trying to make a statement - at which point we might both get phone calls from _______ saying "what do you want me to do"
 me: hmm
12:23 PM again, not giving much of a damn
  still, i'll do what you want
  you big baby
 Marty: No no. hah. let me explain better
 me: no i get it
  it's cool
12:24 PM Marty: I just don't want _______ thinking we're quitting out of protest, and therefore trying to lie us back in
  I just want it to appear how it is - like we're leaving...there's really nothing short of paying us that would change it
 me: yes, that's exactly it
12:25 PM and i can't be placated anymore
 Marty: right
 me: so, how's that Wii treating you?
 Marty: still haven't played it
12:26 PM blew my budget on games I can't play
 me: i don't know why, but i am completely fascinated by the fact that you bought that thing just before it's death rattle
  *its
  what games?
 Marty: haha. Well i always knew it would be good for playing with MJ
12:27 PM Rayman Raving Rabbids (need a nunchuk), Price is Right (HORRIBLE), Sonic 2 (one player) and Street Fighter II (need a classic controller)
 me: oh i thought those were all just examples
  hmm
  go get yourself a nunchuck
12:28 PM Marty: Oh we will. Just gotta go easy on the entertainment expenses
 me: sure
12:31 PM Marty: I'll CC you on my resignation letter
  I'm aiming for today
 me: DO IT
12:32 PM blaze that trail
 Marty: hah
12:33 PM me: even though this, effectively, makes me less of a games writer now that the work at ___ has dried up
12:34 PM wah waaaaah
 Marty: You're still in the game!
  Did you apply for the ___ job? You need too
12:35 PM You have a great chance and it would be awesome if you got it
 me: not yet, i've been dragging my feet a bit
  that job would come with a whole lot of reservation
  not that i don't want it, but there's been an awful lot of downsizing lately
12:36 PM Marty: Mmm yes
  This is true

10 minutes
12:47 PM Marty: luuuunch
 me: enjoy

24 minutes
1:12 PM Matthew: mmmback
1:14 PM me: what was for lunch today?
1:15 PM Marty: Sandwich - chedder and salami
  a side of water
1:16 PM me: That sounds like a mighty meal
  apparently, the metroid prime trilogy for the wii demands a stupidly high price on ebay
  do don't go looking for it
 Marty: what are we talking
  why not?
1:17 PM me: just in case you were thinking about buying 7 or 8 year old FPSs
  you'll be shelling out more than you wanted to
1:19 PM Marty: Oddly enough, I wasn't. I do appreciate the warning, though
 me: sure thing
  i just read something mentioning it today and thought i would take a look
  i somehow remember that it was out of print, but didn't think it doubled in price
  hurm
1:21 PM Marty: I'm sure you can find it for reasonable prices elsewhere. Ebay is very much all over the map
1:22 PM me: sometime's i'm not sure
  dammit
  *sometimes
  prices tend to be somewhat consistent depending on what i'm looking for
1:23 PM Marty: What about craigs list? Have you tried that?
1:24 PM me: you know, i can never remember to look on craigs list for stuff
  and when i do, i get disappointed
1:27 PM Marty: No wang shots?
1:28 PM me: not yet, but i just started looking
1:29 PM Marty: Type in wang
  it helps
 me: noted

16 minutes
1:45 PM me: time to go to a meeting where people yell at me
  details to follow
1:46 PM Marty: Huzzah! Have fun