Friday, April 6, 2012

Odd Texts, Insanity, Tetris Effect, Xenoblade, Canada


11:58 AM me: No more of this sitting-at-home bullshit
  i'm going to pax next year
11:59 AM hell or highwater
 Marty: Niceeeeee!
  I like your moxy
  Bring me?
 me: you're always welcome on my trips to nerd meccaas
  meccas
 Marty: That means a lot
  Hey, funny story
  I wanted to text you last night, but thought it would be weird
12:00 PM me: how so?
  you text me all the time
 Marty: It was hard to describe over text
  Anyways
 me: o...k...?
 Marty: I was playing Mass Effect 2 on insanity last night. If you know anything about insanity, you know Horizon is pretty much the worst gaming experience ever
  (apart from later sequences)
12:01 PM So after a couple hours, and one exploit, I finally beat it just as my wife was coming home from her shift
  I swear to god, I honestly had flashes of health bars for the rest of the night
 me: mwahahaha
 Marty: Not, like, "thinking about them", but I would turn my head and see a health car for, like, a microsecond
  I was actually concerned
12:02 PM I've never had that happen
 me: is this kinda like the Tetris Effect?
 Marty: I think so
 me: i used to sort of have that with street fighter combos when SF4 came out
 Marty: hahaha
  Weird, right?
12:03 PM me: i couldn't sleep because i was constantly thinking "LOW FORWARD TO FIREBALL"
  yes
  weird and annoying
 Marty: I was really proud of my accomplishment though
 me: yeah, now you're a man
12:04 PM Marty: I think BioWare didn't plan its game based on insanity, so there's parts that are next to impossible
  Coupled with the fact Shepard just decides to stand up at random from cover, it's a real bitch
 me: i think a lot of developers are like that
  balancing different difficulty settings is still kind of a foreign concept
12:05 PM it's not as easy as "give the bad guys more HP and more damage capability"
 Marty: Agreed...and it seems very artificial...like "just give them more shields and take away health"
  hahaha
 me: i remember discussions like this came up around the time that Torchlight came out
12:06 PM it was kind of an easy game so people were playing it on harder settings
  the devs noticed this and brought up difficulty balancing in a few interviews
  that i can't possibly cite for you right now
 Marty: I want notations!
  Sources!
12:07 PM me: trust my encyclopedic knowledge
  or faith
  or whatever
  anyway, i have a different problem
 Marty: Which is?
 me: xenoblade comes out today, but now that i'm a dude with a wife and a 8-5, i'm now thinking there are problems with games that come out on fridays
12:08 PM Marty: Hold up, you're working today?
  Don't you guys get Easter off?
 me: i'm going to leave here and probably go to the gym. but even if i didn't, i'm picking up the game on my way home
  yep. church and state, man
  i work for a public institution
 Marty: So you do....or don't
 me: oh i'm working
12:09 PM Marty: Effing heathens
 me: or i'd be playing the game right now
 Marty: Everything is closed here
  That is a dilemma
 me: anyway
 Marty: You'll have plenty of time to play when the rapture comes and you are left behind, though
 me: i'm going to grab it just
  wow
  got me there, kirk cameron
 Marty: hahahahaha
  Please don't
12:10 PM Tell me how that game is
  I'm itching to use my Wii
 me: ANYWAY
  the problem is that i can't even play it today
  i'll get it, go home, and my wife will immediately expect that i get in the shower and we go get dinner
  which is fine, i'm not complaining
12:11 PM but usually with dinner comes a few drinks. then we come home and watch tv or a movie
  then i'm too tired to care and go to bed
 Marty: Whoa whoa "get in the shower"
  You live a troubled life
 me: i'm coming from the gym
  imagine that i have the stankies
 Marty: So you have all weekend
 me: easter
12:12 PM i have to go to her grandmother's place!
 Marty: Ack
 me: SHE'S 9-EFFING-7
 Marty: That's crazy
 me: yeah
 Marty: She won't know if you are playing Wii
  Just say its how you celebrate Easter
 me: ha
  so you're saying that ___ is shut down for the day, too?
 Marty: No, they work too
12:13 PM I'm in disbelief with you US folks
  I got up early to do ___ stuff, cause I'm headed out for an NHL 2012 tournament at my buddy's house
  Everyone else in Canada has the day off, so we're making it a boys day
 me: sorry that we don't live in your puritan canadian utopia
12:14 PM Marty: Free Health Care, open values, AND more holidays
 me: open valuse?
  *values?
 Marty: err...less "beating of gays and minorities"
 me: is it still the swingin' 60s up there?
 Marty: Dude, we're home of the gay parade
  And yes, many orgies
12:15 PM me: there are quite a few gay parades here, i'll have you know
  stupid trivia: the town that i live in was the answer to an original trivial pursuit question about the largest gay population in the US outside of san fran
 Marty: True dat. Which is good (honestly). I'm confounded by people who just can't let people enjoy life on their own terms
  hahahaha I think you told me that
  Very interesting
12:16 PM me: i find it ironic that you are living in a country that gives everyone off on the highest of high christian holidays but is much more tolerable to gay rights
  is gay marriage a-ok up there, too?
 Marty: Absolutely
12:17 PM me: wow
  utopian indeed
 Marty: I mean, look, there's still push back, but we're like a progressive sitcom up here
  If you DON'T have a gay friend, you aren't cool
 me: well, you're certainly easy to laugh at if that's what you're saying
 Marty: ...
 me: LAY UP

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